Wigan 0 Cardiff 0: We’ll be right back

Technica Difficulties
It is confirmed, my friends - Jesus is a Wiganer... still. Along with his fellow Amigos, the wonderfully named Jesus Seba has returned to...

Brighton 2 Wigan 1: Hau My Gaard

Wenger egg
Happy Poundsavah Chocolate Egg Day, dear reader! As all good parents know, this is the day you can start buying your egg-shaped confectioneries as...

Wigan 3 Barnsley 2: The Walking… Not Quite Dead

Weird formation
Greetings... erm, small time weblog readers? Did I say that right? I am Ed Q Hitter, otherwise known as the actual editor of this website....

Wigan 3 Rotherham 2: The Walking Dead

All a joke
Well, ain't that just a bummer? I missed this entire game as I was stuck at Westhoughton railway station seven whole hours waiting for...

Ipswich 3 Wigan 0: The Goofy Club

Green soccer ball
Oh, didn't you hear? They're trialling a new grass green coloured football in the Northern Premier League next season. Wigan wildlife activist Alf Hart...

Newcastle 2 Wigan 1: Fool’s game

Jetpack penguin
Yes, dear reader, it's true - Arsene 'Penguin' Wenger did finally flap his wings hard enough to take off. When asked about staying at...

Wigan 0 Aston Villa 2: A grack in the googlies

Football in the groin
Ladies and gentlemen, The King has left the building... a pirate. Sayonara, Shortsman II. Your reign was as short as your shrinking pantaloons, but...

Wigan 0 Bristol City 1: One eyed cack

Nelson Blackadder
Do you ever read the Beano? Of course you do, it's the UK's most reliable print publication alongside Nice Jugs Monthly. And as a...

Birmingham 0 Wigan 1: The best medicine

Robo ref
Oh, for a season without disruption. Oh, for Championship Manager style outcomes calculated using the raw skill data of individual players. Oh, for robotic...

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