Wigan 0 Aston Villa 2: A grack in the googlies

Football in the groin
Ladies and gentlemen, The King has left the building... a pirate. Sayonara, Shortsman II. Your reign was as short as your shrinking pantaloons, but...

Wigan 0 Bristol City 1: One eyed cack

Nelson Blackadder
Do you ever read the Beano? Of course you do, it's the UK's most reliable print publication alongside Nice Jugs Monthly. And as a...

Birmingham 0 Wigan 1: The best medicine

Robo ref
Oh, for a season without disruption. Oh, for Championship Manager style outcomes calculated using the raw skill data of individual players. Oh, for robotic...

Blackburn 1 Wigan 0: Embrace Your Inner Chicken

Football chickens
The author apologises in advance for making you hungry. That's how they getcha, those treacherous swines. They lure you in by branding you a coward,...

Wigan 0 Nottingham Forest 0: Mud wrestling season

Mud wrestling with horses
Ah, that most wonderful time of year again. Time to carefully extract that bucket and spade from your garage's Jenga pile for a spot...

QPR 2 Wigan 1: Sold a lemon

Ah, you made it beyond AGL's new paywall! Congratulations, and thank you for your payment of an Uncle Joe's Mint Ball. I am here...

Wigan 0 Preston 0: The Final Poutdown

2017 FA Cup Final Wigan v Preston
Are all the Wiganers gone now? Good, because I fear today is the day I am finally forced out of this town on a...

Wolves 0 Wigan 1: Valentine’s roulette

Cheesy Valentine
The question most asked this St. Valentine's Day? Nope, it isn't 'why on Earth did you bring me to the Poundsavah cafe again?' But...

Fulham 3 Wigan 2: All a dream?

It was all a dream
"Fulham v Wigan? Well, you may as well go and paint the pantry, alphabetise your BBC Micro type-in games collection or ride your ostrich...

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