Wigan 0 Aston Villa 2: A grack in the googlies

Football in the groin
Ladies and gentlemen, The King has left the building... a pirate. Sayonara, Shortsman II. Your reign was as short as your shrinking pantaloons, but...

Wigan 0 Bristol City 1: One eyed cack

Nelson Blackadder
Do you ever read the Beano? Of course you do, it's the UK's most reliable print publication alongside Nice Jugs Monthly. And as a...

Change will do you bad: a true footballing paradox

Turnstile madness
There shall be no stupid teletext quiz this week. No longer shall I fiddle while Robin Park burns, because I live in fear, dear...

Birmingham 0 Wigan 1: The best medicine

Robo ref
Oh, for a season without disruption. Oh, for Championship Manager style outcomes calculated using the raw skill data of individual players. Oh, for robotic...

Blackburn 1 Wigan 0: Embrace Your Inner Chicken

Football chickens
The author apologises in advance for making you hungry. That's how they getcha, those treacherous swines. They lure you in by branding you a coward,...

Wigan 0 Nottingham Forest 0: Mud wrestling season

Mud wrestling with horses
Ah, that most wonderful time of year again. Time to carefully extract that bucket and spade from your garage's Jenga pile for a spot...

More Wigan Athletic fake news headlines

Wayne Shaw pie eating incident
“Morsy’s magical sweatband stolen and held to ransom for seven copies of 2013 FA Cup Final DVD and a Man United-Wigan half and half...

QPR 2 Wigan 1: Sold a lemon

Ah, you made it beyond AGL's new paywall! Congratulations, and thank you for your payment of an Uncle Joe's Mint Ball. I am here...

Wigan 0 Preston 0: The Final Poutdown

2017 FA Cup Final Wigan v Preston
Are all the Wiganers gone now? Good, because I fear today is the day I am finally forced out of this town on a...

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