Wigan 0 Cardiff 0: We’ll be right back

Technica Difficulties
It is confirmed, my friends - Jesus is a Wiganer... still. Along with his fellow Amigos, the wonderfully named Jesus Seba has returned to...

Brighton 2 Wigan 1: Hau My Gaard

Wenger egg
Happy Poundsavah Chocolate Egg Day, dear reader! As all good parents know, this is the day you can start buying your egg-shaped confectioneries as...

Wigan 3 Barnsley 2: The Walking… Not Quite Dead

Weird formation
Greetings... erm, small time weblog readers? Did I say that right? I am Ed Q Hitter, otherwise known as the actual editor of this website....

Wigan 3 Rotherham 2: The Walking Dead

All a joke
Well, ain't that just a bummer? I missed this entire game as I was stuck at Westhoughton railway station seven whole hours waiting for...

Ipswich 3 Wigan 0: The Goofy Club

Green soccer ball
Oh, didn't you hear? They're trialling a new grass green coloured football in the Northern Premier League next season. Wigan wildlife activist Alf Hart...

Newcastle 2 Wigan 1: Fool’s game

Jetpack penguin
Yes, dear reader, it's true - Arsene 'Penguin' Wenger did finally flap his wings hard enough to take off. When asked about staying at...

Wigan 0 Aston Villa 2: A grack in the googlies

Football in the groin
Ladies and gentlemen, The King has left the building... a pirate. Sayonara, Shortsman II. Your reign was as short as your shrinking pantaloons, but...

Wigan 0 Bristol City 1: One eyed cack

Nelson Blackadder
Do you ever read the Beano? Of course you do, it's the UK's most reliable print publication alongside Nice Jugs Monthly. And as a...

Change will do you bad: a true footballing paradox

Turnstile madness
There shall be no stupid teletext quiz this week. No longer shall I fiddle while Robin Park burns, because I live in fear, dear...

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