Authors Posts by Dan Farrimond

Dan Farrimond

Supporter of teletext. Collector of cheesy Wigan Athletic puns. That annoying bloke off those Latics podcasts. All opinions stolen from someone else. Jesus Was a Wiganer!

Wigan 2 Nottingham Forest 0: Edge of Tomorrow

Please welcome Warren Garton Joyce, Wigan Athletic's newest and foremost 'edgelord'. The sort of guy who, like a dog, watches you eat for fifteen...
Internet troll

A New Year’s article written by the Internet

Happy New Week, Latisticians. Because I’m a poor writer and can’t generate 400 words of original content without resorting to random sentence generation software,...
Don't fear the Reaper

Wigan 0 Huddersfield 1: Say you want a resolution?

It's gone, guys. 2016 has just been lost to the greatest monster of all, the omnipotent and most certainly malevolent entity that keeps the...
Spotted Dick

Derby 0 Wigan 0: Sponge blustered

Idiot's guide to human society: shamelessly flog your insufferable crud to people who don't want it for many more buttons than they can feasibly...
Donervon and Yanic

[Audio] Progress With Unity Christmas Quiz 2016

Four years ago, Progress With Unity hosted a gala Christmas function complete with snacks, flimsy party hats and a Latics-themed quiz. It was attended...
FIFA glitch

Rotherham 3 Wigan 2: Fairytale of New York

Enjoying your pristine boxed copy of International Superstar FIFA Fever Pitch Striker for the Segabox Supertendo? I thought so - it is, after all,...

Alternative Match Highlights – Wigan Athletic v Ipswich Town

Latics v Ipswich was a game that defied all logic. Why the insistence on goal scoring all of a sudden? And why such vitriol...
Santa is not real

Wigan 2 Ipswich 3: There is no Santa Claus

Welcome, my dear Laticians, to the Margarine Zone. Moments before your freshly buttered slice of lovingly-prepared toast hits the filth-encrusted kitchen floor with a sickening...
FIFA Soccer

Football League Championship Tips and Cheats Guide

Is your team still under-performing? Are you hunting for crusty morsels in the darkest depths of the cockpit they call the relegation zone? Hopelessly...