Authors Posts by Dan Farrimond

Dan Farrimond

Supporter of teletext. Collector of cheesy Wigan Athletic puns. That annoying bloke off those Latics podcasts. All opinions stolen from someone else. Jesus Was a Wiganer!
It was all a dream

Fulham 3 Wigan 2: All a dream?

"Fulham v Wigan? Well, you may as well go and paint the pantry, alphabetise your BBC Micro type-in games collection or ride your ostrich...
Waluigi double bogey

Wigan 2 Norwich 2: Double Bogle

"Friday night game? Wooh yeah, extended weekend!" But when King Wozzer emerged from that three-day break, one glimpse of the Daily Fail shot a large...

Wigan 0 Sheffield Wednesday 1: Grab a Grand

Tulips flower so brightly for all too short a time, while clogs toast so nicely upon the wood burning stove for an even shorter...
John Hurt 1984

Man United 4 Wigan 0: We’re watching you

It's true - we do act differently when we know we're being observed. Sociology has named this phenomenon the Hawthorne effect. Okay, so Mr Cadbury...
Sam Morsy headband

Why Sam Morsy’s sweatband is magical

It has yet to be placed on the list of banned headgear alongside bowler hats, feather bonnets and those baseball caps with helicopter blades...
Ultimate Warrior

Wigan 2 Brentford 1: Morsymania

And now, dear reader: a special announcement from the one and onlyyyy Warrington Jaaaay Jooooyce. "This is a message fer allt' Beemaniacs 'eading down to...
King Joyce

Good tidings we bring – Joycey is our king!

Verily, this is Warren’s Column. Oh sorry, where are my 12th Manners? It’s King Warren’s Column! My word, I do hope I’m not beheaded...
Cycling Knight

Burton 0 Wigan 2: Golden Knights

Alright, so despite the hammyteur Twitter meteorologists' predictions, it never did snow in Burton upon Trent today. But on Friday morning, the Met Office (presumably...
Cheesy Wotsits

Who left that window open?

The football transfer window is the exemplification of Sturgeon’s Law, namely: ‘ninety percent of everything is rubbish’. Except in this case, that remaining ten...