Authors Posts by Dan Farrimond

Dan Farrimond

Supporter of teletext. Collector of cheesy Wigan Athletic puns. That annoying bloke off those Latics podcasts. All opinions stolen from someone else. Jesus Was a Wiganer!
Nelson Blackadder

Wigan 0 Bristol City 1: One eyed cack

Do you ever read the Beano? Of course you do, it's the UK's most reliable print publication alongside Nice Jugs Monthly. And as a...
Turnstile madness

Change will do you bad: a true footballing paradox

There shall be no stupid teletext quiz this week. No longer shall I fiddle while Robin Park burns, because I live in fear, dear...
Robo ref

Birmingham 0 Wigan 1: The best medicine

Oh, for a season without disruption. Oh, for Championship Manager style outcomes calculated using the raw skill data of individual players. Oh, for robotic...
Football chickens

Blackburn 1 Wigan 0: Embrace Your Inner Chicken

The author apologises in advance for making you hungry. That's how they getcha, those treacherous swines. They lure you in by branding you a coward,...
Mud wrestling with horses

Wigan 0 Nottingham Forest 0: Mud wrestling season

Ah, that most wonderful time of year again. Time to carefully extract that bucket and spade from your garage's Jenga pile for a spot...
Wayne Shaw pie eating incident

More Wigan Athletic fake news headlines

“Morsy’s magical sweatband stolen and held to ransom for seven copies of 2013 FA Cup Final DVD and a Man United-Wigan half and half...

QPR 2 Wigan 1: Sold a lemon

Ah, you made it beyond AGL's new paywall! Congratulations, and thank you for your payment of an Uncle Joe's Mint Ball. I am here...
2017 FA Cup Final Wigan v Preston

Wigan 0 Preston 0: The Final Poutdown

Are all the Wiganers gone now? Good, because I fear today is the day I am finally forced out of this town on a...
Cheesy Valentine

Wolves 0 Wigan 1: Valentine’s roulette

The question most asked this St. Valentine's Day? Nope, it isn't 'why on Earth did you bring me to the Poundsavah cafe again?' But...