Authors Posts by Dan Farrimond

Dan Farrimond

Supporter of teletext. Collector of cheesy Wigan Athletic puns. That annoying bloke off those Latics podcasts. All opinions stolen from someone else. Jesus Was a Wiganer!
Snowman damp

Wigan 1 Leeds 1: Just let her go

There is a damp stain at the top of my bathroom wall. As it is growing larger every day, it will eventually consume the...
Hasta la vista, Championship

Reading 1 Wigan 0: Hasta la pasta, gravy

In this post-fact world, it is difficult to know who you can trust. So trust nobody, not even yourself. Latics lifting the FA Cup in...
Technica Difficulties

Wigan 0 Cardiff 0: We’ll be right back

It is confirmed, my friends - Jesus is a Wiganer... still. Along with his fellow Amigos, the wonderfully named Jesus Seba has returned to...
Wenger egg

Brighton 2 Wigan 1: Hau My Gaard

Happy Poundsavah Chocolate Egg Day, dear reader! As all good parents know, this is the day you can start buying your egg-shaped confectioneries as...
Weird formation

Wigan 3 Barnsley 2: The Walking… Not Quite Dead

Greetings... erm, small time weblog readers? Did I say that right? I am Ed Q Hitter, otherwise known as the actual editor of this website....
All a joke

Wigan 3 Rotherham 2: The Walking Dead

Well, ain't that just a bummer? I missed this entire game as I was stuck at Westhoughton railway station seven whole hours waiting for...
Green soccer ball

Ipswich 3 Wigan 0: The Goofy Club

Oh, didn't you hear? They're trialling a new grass green coloured football in the Northern Premier League next season. Wigan wildlife activist Alf Hart...
Jetpack penguin

Newcastle 2 Wigan 1: Fool’s game

Yes, dear reader, it's true - Arsene 'Penguin' Wenger did finally flap his wings hard enough to take off. When asked about staying at...
Football in the groin

Wigan 0 Aston Villa 2: A grack in the googlies

Ladies and gentlemen, The King has left the building... a pirate. Sayonara, Shortsman II. Your reign was as short as your shrinking pantaloons, but...