Authors Posts by Dan Farrimond

Dan Farrimond

Supporter of teletext. Collector of cheesy Wigan Athletic puns. That annoying bloke off those Latics podcasts. All opinions stolen from someone else. Jesus Was a Wiganer!
Technica Difficulties

Wigan 0 Cardiff 0: We’ll be right back

It is confirmed, my friends - Jesus is a Wiganer... still. Along with his fellow Amigos, the wonderfully named Jesus Seba has returned to...
Wenger egg

Brighton 2 Wigan 1: Hau My Gaard

Happy Poundsavah Chocolate Egg Day, dear reader! As all good parents know, this is the day you can start buying your egg-shaped confectioneries as...
Weird formation

Wigan 3 Barnsley 2: The Walking… Not Quite Dead

Greetings... erm, small time weblog readers? Did I say that right? I am Ed Q Hitter, otherwise known as the actual editor of this website....
All a joke

Wigan 3 Rotherham 2: The Walking Dead

Well, ain't that just a bummer? I missed this entire game as I was stuck at Westhoughton railway station seven whole hours waiting for...
Green soccer ball

Ipswich 3 Wigan 0: The Goofy Club

Oh, didn't you hear? They're trialling a new grass green coloured football in the Northern Premier League next season. Wigan wildlife activist Alf Hart...
Jetpack penguin

Newcastle 2 Wigan 1: Fool’s game

Yes, dear reader, it's true - Arsene 'Penguin' Wenger did finally flap his wings hard enough to take off. When asked about staying at...
Football in the groin

Wigan 0 Aston Villa 2: A grack in the googlies

Ladies and gentlemen, The King has left the building... a pirate. Sayonara, Shortsman II. Your reign was as short as your shrinking pantaloons, but...
Nelson Blackadder

Wigan 0 Bristol City 1: One eyed cack

Do you ever read the Beano? Of course you do, it's the UK's most reliable print publication alongside Nice Jugs Monthly. And as a...
Turnstile madness

Change will do you bad: a true footballing paradox

There shall be no stupid teletext quiz this week. No longer shall I fiddle while Robin Park burns, because I live in fear, dear...